Funny Profanity Velveteen Plush Blanket — “F*ck Off Advisory”

This velveteen plush blanket brings bold attitude and cozy warmth together. The soft, medium-weight polyester feels cloud-like against the skin while a high-detail print on one side keeps the graphic vivid and striking. Finished with double-needle topstitching for lasting edge strength, the blanket holds its shape and color through use. It’s made for adults who want a statement piece that doubles as a comforting layer during lazy nights, couch sessions, or as an expressive throw in a personal space. The plush face and smooth reverse create a comforting contrast — wrap up, lounge, and let the design do the talking.

Product features
- Ultra-soft velveteen surface with medium-heavy weight (300 g/m²)
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) that holds shape and dries quickly
- Safety compliant materials (meets flammability and chemical limits) — adult use

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product